The first rule of Valentine's Day is you do not talk about Valentine's Day.
The second rule of Valentine's Day is you DO NOT talk about Valentine's Day.
Third Rule; If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the date's over.
Fourth Rule; Only two people to a relationship.
Fifth Rule; One relationship at a time.
Sixth Rule; No clothes, no problem.
Seventh Rule; Relationships go on as long as they can.
Eight Rule; If this is your first Valentine, you HAVE to fight.
I do not own Fight Club in any way, form, or fashion.
For a bit of an explanation, all I can say is my friend and I have a certain idea on how today should be treated.
I hope this fits in with the Valentine's Day exchange. D: And the entire thing couldn't fit. Only some words got a little cut off on the beginnings and ends.
Happy Valentine's Day everyone! <3